Wrap my products in aluminium foil to protect from radiation - our response

Regarding your request for us to wrap your products in aluminum foil to protect them from radiation during shipment, our shipping department does not provide this service because the Tachyonization process that is used on all of our products makes it unnecessary. One of the unique features of Tachyon energy is that it harmonizes and neutralizes chaotic energy such as that thrown off by the scanning and x-ray equipment used on parcels during shipment. We have been shipping our products all over the world with every major international shipping service there is, and customers have been carrying them on their persons and in their luggage through airport x-ray and security equipment for 30 years now with no ill effects to the products from radiation. We have researched this subject thoroughly, and if aluminum foil wrapping was necessary to protect our products in shipment, we would have been doing it all this time.